NitM – Poor Prep Punchlines – Blinded by the Vibe

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Radio hosts across the country turn to services that collect stories and write "clever" one liners for them so they don't have to actually be funny themselves. These are those one liners! Today's episode featured a fitness enthusiast that tried and failed to alleviate the bags under his eyes with a muscle massaging gun. Spoiler alert, it didn't go well.

 

NitM – Forgetting to cancel subscriptions

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During the show I got my monthly notification that I forgot to cancel Peacock again! Of course I didn't immediately go into the app and cancel my subscription. I'm sure I'll remember next time . . .

 

NitM – Shortchange Rage

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So while making my daily coffee run I noticed my total was off. When I asked the clerk about it, I was treated like I was some kind of jerk because I wanted the $1.74 I was overcharged back.

 

NitM – Haunted Real Estate

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Believe it or not the number of states in which it's illegal to not disclose if your house is haunted when you sell it is NOT zero.